screamingcrawfish:

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

Posted on Monday, 23 May 2016 / 351,292 notes
Reblogged from satirizing / Source: screamingcrawfish

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